The Bad Guy Never Had A Chance

Well we had QUITE the excitement here at Yesteryear Acres. First off - let me say - we live out in the country.  We live on a nice farm and our farm backs up to another farm that has almost 100 acres. It is peaceful out here.  We all know our neighbors and we love the country life.  Nothing much in terms of crime occur out our way....except....for....today. Evidently the police were arresting a guy way down the road and he slipped out of their grasp and ran off.  He ran all the way down here and started running up into our woods! I immediately called the police and Mr. Yesteryear Acres started preparing for the chase. He got the gator out of the barn, took off the watering system, took off the doors and was ready. There was a bad guy in our woods!!!  The doodle doggies were sounding the alarm, "Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!"  The police arrived and had their tracking dogs ready. The police officers and dogs jumped into our gator with Mr. Yesteryear Acres at the wheel. One police dog was just finishing his training and immediately jumped into the back of the gator and was ready for action. He made his trainer so proud. Mr. Yesteryear Acres and the officers took off on the chase. Between our doodle doggies and the police and the police dog - the bad guy was captured! As the police were escorting him from our place in handcuffs, our doodle doggies all said, "That's right! You never had a chance here!  We are the doodle patrol doggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  They were quite pleased with themselves.  Mr. Yesteryear Acres was quite pleased with himself.  The police were quite pleased as well.  Hero Doggies to the rescue!!!