I Need to Look Professional

Hank has been quite interested in watching Hickory get "dressed" for outside.  He has been wondering why the Doberman needs a coat. I am fairly certain Hank was feeling like he was missing out on something amazing.

This is what I have been missing?!?!?!?!?? 

Please don't make me wear this ridiculous outfit 

PLEASE!  It isn't even that cold.  I am a working dog! I need to look professional!

Well at least my ears are warm