Volcano Rumblings

If you were to come to my house today and listen carefully - you probably would hear what sounds like a volcano ready to erupt. You might wander around my house wondering, where is the volcano? You might think that the eruption sounds imminent and the whole situation sounds pretty severe.  You would be correct. It seems as though I had a lack of clear judgment this afternoon in deciding what to eat for lunch. On the top shelf of the refrigerator I found a dinner plate wrapped up with some brussel sprouts and roasted sweet potatoes and I thought, "Hey, I will eat that for lunch!"  I love brussel sprouts! I love sweet potatoes! And so I ate them. I ate them all.  About an hour later, my stomach started to hurt SO BADLY!  It is rumbling.  It is gurgling.  The pain is severe! It sounds as though a volcano is inside my stomach and is ready to erupt at any moment.  The doodle doggies are all looking at me with their heads tilted to the side trying to figure out where that awful sound is coming from.  Every now and then the doggies jump up and stare at my stomach.  It is really that bad.  I feel as though I might expire.  In my misery, I looked at the calendar and tried to figure out just when did we have brussel sprouts for dinner?  Ohhhhhh nooooooo.  Seems as though it wasn't this week.  Seems as though it wasn't last week either.  Seems as though that plate should have been eaten a while ago!!!!!  I hope I survive the battle that is currently raging inside my stomach. Right now......I am clearly on the losing side!