WOW! What an accomplishment!

My list of accomplishments today is staggering.  Mind Boggling.  The feats that I have accomplished can NOT be completed by a mere mortal.  It definitely takes a super human to do what I have done in just one day. What monumental Herculean  tasks did I accomplish???? What dazzling unbelievable astonishing accomplishments did I cross off my list today??? Why let me share ...
First ......(drum roll please)....... I GOT DRESSED.  OH! WOW! OH MY! And to make this feat even more impressive - I got dressed ALL BY MYSELF! I know. I know.  Brings tears to your eyes.  I dug out yet another fabulous sundress because if December doesn't say "sundress weather", I don't know what does.  I ended up putting the sundress over a turtleneck to really make my fashion statement come alive.  I am just all that.  I didn't stop there though - oh no - I also emptied the dishwasher! Again... ALL BY MYSELF. As women everywhere can attest, dishwasher emptying is something so incredibly difficult that men everywhere find it almost impossible to accomplish.  Thankfully, I was able to complete this task and then LOAD the dishwasher.  "GASP!" I told you my accomplishments were staggering! In addition, I let the dogs out AND back in. I made the bed. I folded a load of laundry. I scrubbed the sinks. I answered emails. I cleaned out the refrigerator. AND I MADE DINNER! Now that is impressive!!!! So what shall I do tonight to top this amazing list of accomplishments????? Sit in my chair, put my leg up and NOT MOVE ALL EVENING! And that.........might be the hardest task of all!